The Empire of The Humanitie is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 469 million Humans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marie Jois. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Humanitiean economy, worth 35.7 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 76,043 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Humanitie's national animal is the Kim Jong Un, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Humanitie is ranked 46,888^th in the world and 530^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 28.92 flags saluted per person per day.